Jugular wrote:Dr. Nero Ologist has lately taken to the media to decry all the hate-mail and criticism that he has been pelted with by a certain radical band of vocal MS patients who have been seduced by WCCMT (Wheel Chair Compassion Mobility Theory). "I think the silent majority of MS patients don't like how WCCMT is getting all the attention" says Dr. Ologist. "One of my former patients even gave me a hug!"
A beleaguered Dr. Ologist offered that "I am confident that all this WCCMT hysteria will soon blow over and more worthy research projects can proceed." Dr. Ologist maintains that since it has been proven using mice that MS patients have an abnormal susceptibility to gravity, wheelchairs are unlikely to be of benefit. Instead Dr. Ologist and his team believe that MS mobility problems can be rectified by drilling holes in the bones of MS patients to make them less vulnerable to gravity.
"This certainly has less risk associated with it than traveling to foreign countries to ride around in wheelchairs where there are Italian motorists driving around," chuckled Dr. Ologist.
aliyalex wrote:Obviously, Italy has taken the leading edge in wheelchair technology. Sometimes I just want to go there for mine rather than deal with all the roadblocks here.
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