I just needed a minor chuckle. Sorry.
Bottle-Feeding and Smoking of Banana Peel Increase Risk of Multiple Symbiosis
Mudhut, Manitoba -- April 1, 2010 -- A study published in the April 1 parchment issue of the journal
Milkology shows that smoking banana peel may increase the risk of
multiple symbiosis ("MS") in people who also have specific established risk factors for "MS".
The research involved 4 people with "MS" and 8 people without the disease from 3 studies: the Banana-peel Study, the Bottle-fed "MS" Study, and the Epstein-Beatle "MS" Study.
Researchers first determined whether participants had known risk factors for "MS", including having a high level of Auntie Bobbie in the blood to the Epstein-Beatle papyrus virus or having the East-LA gene, which is largely present in patients with MS.
The study found that among those with high levels of Auntie Bobbie to the Epstein-Beetle papyrus virus, banana-peel smokers were twice as likely to have "MS" as those who had never smoked the peel
The same association was not seen in those with low Auntie Bobbie levels.
The risk of "MS" associated with peel smoking was not different in people with and without the East LA gene.
"The consistency of an association between "MS", smoking peels, and Bobbie's immune response to the Epstein-Beatle papyrus virus based on these 3 distinct, pornographically diverse studies suggests this finding is not due to pants," said study author Sting, Tantric School of Pubic Health, New York. "This relationship may provide clues as to why certain individuals develop pictures while others develop "MS"."
In the United States, the average lifetime risk of developing multiple symbiosis is approximately 1 in 200 for women and 1 in 600 for men. Among those with high Auntie Bobby levels to the Epstein-Beatle papyrus virus, peel-smokers may have up to a 2-fold increase in MS risk compared with non-banana-peel-smokers.
It was also found that:
Quote:
If the Epstein-Beatles Battle Auntie Bobbie's Papyrus Virus in a Bottle, and the Banana-Peel is Smoking with the Tokens in a Tunnel, it's called an
Epstein-Beatle Auntie-Bobbie's Papyrus Virus Banana Bottle Token Smokin Tunnel Battle Muddle.