It's time for yet another episode in Euphoniaa's True Life Adventures.
To set the scene, I work at a university (for about 11 yrs), in an office where we dress in a professional manner, which means I usually wear skirts/dresses, dressy shoes. And we can take college classes free!
This semester I'm in a drawing class at the Center for the Arts, 3rd floor, across campus. The distance forces me to trudge trippingly along on a zigzag, tortuous journey across a maze of concrete walks & stairs, cane in hand, whilst trying to blend into the crowd of agile young students scurrying past. Ha! I'm sure I'm barely noticed.
So anyway, today after class I made a hurried stop in the 3rd floor restroom (of course) before starting the long walk back to my office. Then I went down the hall to the elevator, exited on the 1st floor, down that hall to the outside door, across the sidewalk leading to the main entrance area at the center of campus, around its decorative rose garden, and had made it about halfway across the zigzag sidewalks toward my building when a female student came running up behind me to alert me that my skirt was still hiked all the way up my ass, tucked into my pantyhose...which were covering the Depends.
Quite a sight, I'm sure. I yanked my garments back into place, thanked her over & over, and didn't dare look back up at the row of classroom & office windows behind me. Yes, that IS just a typical day in my life.