An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls for his grandson to approach
> the bed. 'Lissin' a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated 38-caliber
> revolver, so you will always remember me.'
> The grandson smiles weakly and replies; 'But grandpa, I really donna alika
> guns. Howzabout you leava me you ROLEX watch instead? "
> Gasping for air the old man answers with a snarl in his voice; 'Shuddupan
> lissin. Somma day, you gonna runna da business. You gonna have a beautiful
> a wife, lotsa money, a biga home, and maybe a couple of bambinos.'
> 'After a slight pause to catch his breath he continues; 'Somma day, you
> gonna comma home, and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man.
> Whadda you gonna do.... pointa to you watch and say 'Times up?'
Had ms for over 19 years now.