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I didn't want to keep hijacking Lew's gratitude thread, but I didn't want to let this die yet, either.


"Come to my house and listen to the proposition."
"Does this entail me dressing up as Little-Bo-Peep?"
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"You'll be wearing rubber gloves. Do you own rubber gloves?"
"I rent 'em. I have a lease with an option to buy."

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Both are from "Fletch".

And come from the mouth of John Cochktoasten. That could really use some 30 weight ball bearings and guaze pads.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpgwSzz9nX8

A true classic!

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With Chevy Chase, you just can't leave out Christmas Vacation

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"And how about Fletch. He's 5-8; 6-2 with the afro."

When it comes to the Vacation movies, I'm still partial to the original:

"I'm not gonna lie to you Mr. Grisswold. The Family Truckster is a damn fine automobile."

"Sorry folks, park's closed. The moose outside should've told you."

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Who or what is that?

My name's Dewey Oxberger. My friends call me Ox.

You might have noticed I've got a slight weight problem. Anyway, I went to this doctor. Well, he told me I swallowed a lot of aggression......along with a lot of pizzas.

...and he suggested taking one of these aggression-training courses. You know, these aggressive- training courses like EST, those type of things.

Anyway, it costs 500 bucks to join this thing. And I thought to myself, "Join the Army. It's free." So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds. You got a six- to eight-week training program here, a tough one. Which is perfect for me. I'm gonna walk out of here a lean, mean, fighting machine.

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and if any of you HOMOS touch my stuff; I'll kill you.

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Lighten up, Francis.

Well, are you connected with Camp Mohawk?

I think so. I'm the program director, Jerry Aldini.

Well, how do you justify $1000 a week?

We have some special programs. We're doing "Shakespeare in the Round" again this year. Our political round table. Henry Kissinger will appear. Yasir 'Arafat is gonna come out, spend a weekend with the kids, rap with 'em.

That's amazing!

The kids wanted animals, so this year each camper will stalk and kill... his own bear in our private wildlife preserve.

Are you sure the children can hack that?

We'll see. The real excitement is gonna come at the end of the summer... during Sexual Awareness Week. We import hookers from
around the world, and each camper... armed with only a thermos of coffee and $200 cash...tries to visit as many countries as he can.
The winner, of course, is named King of Sexual Awareness Week...
and is allowed to rape and pillage the neighboring towns until camp ends.

"you surprised to see us Clark"?

"Oh Eddie, if I woke up in the morning with my head sown to the carpet I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now"

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"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the dessert and leave you for dead?

Naw, I'm doing just fine Clark.


This is one of my favorite movies with too many quotes to list.

CF

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Holly - Shine On You Crazy Diamond - Pink Floyd

9/3/09 Stanford - Dr Dake - Stent in R-J to unblock Arachnoid Cyst in Sigmoid Sinus. Stent in narrowed L-J. Balloon in narrowing where R & L Jugulars meet.