I was trying to avoid it because it really does seem mean spirited when explained.Chris55 wrote:I'm waiting Bob...(tap, tap, tap)
Of course you remember that Ian said that if faced with the choice of sharing a two man sub with you or Harry, Harry would win.
Next step: Harry said that he would instead allow you the honor.
Next step: As if that would be a terrifying experience, in capital letters (screaming) I told Ian that he should reread the instruction manual of the two man sub to see if it was possible to operate it solo (when I wrote it I had engineer "Scotty" from the Enterprise yelling it).
To make matters worse (or better!) if Ian was really desperate I offered my farting boxer as an alternative.
Ian didn't respond so either he didn't get it or it was too rude, crude and socially unacceptible for even Ian to respond to.
OK, now I'll apologise but I thought it was just hilarious