Lyon wrote:Heck, this is like a favorite topic for us guys. Several months ago Arti and I had a long debate on whether our favorite movie fart scene was in "Dodgeball", "Blazing Saddles" or "Dumb and Dumber".
If you like farting, you should get a CPAP machine. I've always been a good farter but that thing forces pressurized air into your stomach all night long so by morning I've got the capacity to play the long version of "Stairway to Heaven" with an encore of "Boogie with Stu".
The good thing is that it's mostly air so no one has a valid reason to complain. The bad thing is that, because it's mostly air, they won't light.
You've (of course) already done the bubble bath thing haven't you? Dudn't get any better'n that, except if you push it too far, like I sometimes do, you'd better go with the rose scented bubble bath.
why when guys fart, they lift up their butts on one side as to release the gas or to get the sound out?
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