Lyon wrote:One of the guys I work with has never typed a word in his life, but he forwards every email joke known to man and I have the misfortune of being on his email list. This one seemed fitting though.....
I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
cheerleader wrote:Also, women's GI tracts are affected by hormones. Lots of us are constipated when progesterone is high mid-cycle and it causes a relaxation of the smooth muscles. Then progesterone drops with the onset of menses, and it's easier to go. You can bump up the mg dosage after the ovulation part of your cycle.
Lyon wrote:Sure us guys ruin a lot of underwear, make a lot of noise and (if we're lucky) a little odor, but any guy knows his best efforts are going fall a distant second to the mythical female "silent but deadly". What I've never understood is how they can create a work of art like that and then deny to the death that it was they who dealt it. Me personally? I'd be bragging "hell yeah I crapped my drawers. pretty impressive isn't it?"
Lyon wrote:Sure us guys ruin a lot of underwear
Lyon wrote:AWESOME!! That's when you know you're the big dog.....when the wimps start wipin', flushin' and leavin'Bubba wrote:The plus side of it is.....The Smell is horrible, I can clear out a mens restroom in 5 seconds flat!
Thank the Lord for sauerkraut, picked eggs, mexican food and these newfangled dark colored underwear!
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