The Sunday Mirror is a UK paper that caters for the man in the street. I only buy it to look at the sports pages and my wife likes the celeb stuff. I nearly choked on my cornflakes when I opened my paper and saw Gibbledegook! Alex - a bit of makeup would have been good.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-storie ... -21973347/
I'm sick to death of seeing pictures of Joan Beal (Cheerleader) on every MS site I visit and the picture of Gibbledegook has pushed me over the edge.
Where will it all stop? Lyon in a porn film? Dignan appearing in the next Harry Potter movie?
This quest for fame will backfire - be warned.
I've had a chat with my mate Simon Cowell and he has agreed to front a new show starting in the spring call "MS Idol". The first audition will take place in San Francisco and then New York. Relatives of MS sufferers can also apply. So I'm looking forward to seeing Lyon in his shiny shirt singing My Way and Joan's sword swallowing act. Simon has asked that contestants do not use the words "cure" or "stent" during the audition. The aim of the show is to show that MS suffers have entertainment skills and are positive - I'm afraid Sou should not apply given the second requirement. There will be auditions in Canada - apparently Jimmylegs' seven veils dance is very good (the breast enhancement op was money well spent). I'm not sure Harry Z's balloon modelling in a thong will be a hit given that he uses the balloons to spell out "BIOGEN ARE EVIL".