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TRUE STORY!!

Postby Issy » Sun Oct 31, 2010 4:29 pm

:? ONE SUMMER DAY ABOUT THREE YRS. AGO, I WENT INTO THE KITCHEN TO SEARCH THE FRIDGE FOR ANY APPETIZING DISCOVERIES I MAY HAVE MISSED THE NIGHT BEFORE? MY DOG "BEAR" ANXIOUSLY WAITED BESIDE ME AS HE ALWAYS DOES AT ANY PROSPECT OF FOOD!? I STARED AWAY FROM THE OPEN DOOR AND ASKED HIM, "BEAR, WHAT SHOULD WE EAT TODAY BOY, I'M TIRED OF THE SAME OLD CRAP"! JUST THEN HE QUICKLY RUSHED TOWARDS THE PORCH DOOR (ALWAYS AN INDICATOR OF HIS BODILY FUNCTIONS ABOUT TO EXPLODE). SO, I LET HIM OUT AND AWAY HE WENT. WITH THAT LITTLE DISTRACTION AND MY PREVIOUS FAILURE OF NOT FINDING ANYTHING REALLY EXCITING TO EAT, I WENT OUTSIDE AND SAT DOWN ON THE PORCH. NEXT THING I SEE, IS BEAR GALLOPING UP THE ROAD, TOWARDS OUR HOUSE WITH A MIGRANT WORKERS LUNCH PALE IN HIS MOUTH!!?? I GUESS HE REALLY DOES WANT TO PLEASE HIS OWNER OR MAYBE HE IS SICK OF THE SAME OLD CRAP EVERY DAY TOO!?
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