Tenty-eight years ago, Herman James, a West Virginian
mountain man, was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in boot camp, the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon, an Army barber sheared his head.
On his second day, the Army issued him a toothbrush.
That afternoon, an Army dentist yanked several of his teeth.
On his third day, he was issued an athletic supporter.
The Army is still looking for him.....