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Dilbert Quotes

Postby NHE » Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:39 am

A magazine ran a Dilbert quotes contest. These are actual quotes from managers out there...

  • As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two weeks. (This was the winning quote from Charles Hurst at Sun Microsystems)
  • What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter.
  • How long is this Beta guy going to keep testing our stuff?
  • E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business.
  • Turnover is good for the company, as it proves that we are doing a good job in training people.
  • This project is so important, we can't let things that are more important interfere with it.
  • Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule.
  • No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been working on it for months. Now, go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them.
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Postby carolew » Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:41 pm

amazingly stupid....lol
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Postby jimmylegs » Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:04 pm

haha! oooh i feel that second last one hehehe
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Postby GeoGuy » Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:34 pm

I think I used to work with the guy that said the second one.

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