do not step on a duck

A board where people can laugh about their day to day experiences with MS, to combat some of the stress that goes with this illness.

do not step on a duck

Postby pegs » Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:18 pm

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven:

Don't step on the ducks!'

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, 'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained t o this ugly man!
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ....
very tall, long eyelashes, muscular,
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.The happy woman says, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?
The guy says, 'I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck.
User avatar
pegs
Family Member
 
Posts: 26
Joined: Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:00 pm
Location: Florida

Advertisement

Postby elaine » Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:33 pm

Very funny, i laughed out loud and couldn't stop :lol:
Elaine
User avatar
elaine
Family Member
 
Posts: 85
Joined: Thu Dec 18, 2003 4:00 pm

Postby carolew » Sat Aug 02, 2008 5:52 pm

very good Pegs... hahahah
User avatar
carolew
Family Elder
 
Posts: 553
Joined: Fri Nov 05, 2004 4:00 pm
Location: Ottawa, Ont. Canada


Return to Humor

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users


Contact us | Terms of Service