401 keg

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401 keg

Postby robbie » Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:25 am

For Your Info:

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you

would have $49.00 left.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling

REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.
Had ms for over 19 years now.
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Postby Loobie » Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:25 am

Robbie,

You have just confirmed that I am on the right road to blissful retirement.
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Postby carolew » Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:41 pm

i like how you think.. Carole
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