Puns for the day...

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Puns for the day...

Postby NHE » Mon Mar 16, 2009 5:56 pm

  1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much Pi.
  2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned
    out to be an optical Aleutian.
  3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
  4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it
    was a weapon of math disruption.
  5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
  6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
  7. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
  8. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
  9. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
  10. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, "You stay here, I'll go on a-head."
  11. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
  12. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: "Keep off the Grass."
  13. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."
  14. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
  15. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
  16. Someone stole the plumbing fixtures from a police station. An investigation is in progress, but so far the police have nothing to go on.
  17. There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
  18. Either you're part of the solution or you're part of the precipitate.
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Postby jimmylegs » Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:09 am

i was just going to type 'grrroooooaaan' but then 11 made me LOL hehehe
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