Hi guys, I have 2 cats. They keep me going on days that I don't think I could crawl out of bed.......for them I do.
Here is a funny for anyone that has ever had to give their cat a pill. It is Hilarious....Now I just put the pill in a little food and Bingo
. but this funny sounded like me a few years back. He HE
Take care all.........Kim
> HOW TO GIVE YOUR CAT A PILL
> > 1) Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbow, just as
> > if you were giving baby a bottle. Coo confidently, "That's a nice kitty".
> > Drop pill into its mouth.
> > 2) Retrieve cat from top of lamp and pill from under sofa.
> > 3) Follow same procedure as in 1, but hold cat's front paws down with
> > hand and back paws down with elbow of right arm. Poke pill into its mouth
> > with right forefinger.
> > 4) Retrieve cat from under bed. Get new pill from bottle. Resist
> > to get a new cat.
> > 5) Again proceed as in 1, except when you have cat firmly cradled in
> > bottle feeding position, sit down on edge of chair, fold your torso over
> > cat, bring your right hand over your right elbow, open cat's mouth by
> > lifting upper jaw, and pop the pill in -- quickly. Since your head is
> > by your knees, you won't be able to see what you're doing. That's just as
> > well.
> > 6) Leave cat hanging on curtains. Leave pill in your hair.
> > 7) Now pull yourself together. Who's the boss here anyway? Retrieve cat
> > and pill. Assuming the "who's the boss here anyway" attitude, open cat's
> > mouth, take pill and... ooops!
Crawl to the linen cupboard. Drag back on large beach towel. Spread
> > towel on floor.
> > 9) Retrieve cat from kitchen counter and pill from plant pot.
> > 10) Spread cat on towel near one end with its head over long edge.
> > 11) Flatten cat's front and back legs over its stomach. Resist impulse
> > flatten the cat.
> > 12) Roll cat in towel. Work fast. Time and tabbies wait for no one.
> > 13) Resume position 1. Rotate your left hand to cat's head. Press its
> > mouth at the jaw hinges like opening the petals of a snapdragon.
> > 14) Drop pill into cat's mouth and poke gently. Voila! It's done.
> > 15) Vacuum up loose fur (cat's) and apply bandages to wounds (yours).
> > 16) Take 2 aspirins. Lie down.
> > 17) Cat walks past, gives you "that" look, and spits out pill while
> > disappearing through the catflap.