Laughter knocks MS backwards. You gottit here....

http://www.btinternet.com/~squiffyshouseoffun/

:D

A DAY IN THE LAUGH OF LIFE (MS LIVES HERE)

clapping applause
WITH THE SCREAMING BLADDERS , THE LIMPING SISTERS (TWINS) OF MS

WELL THERE IS SOMEONE ELSE BUT I FORGET RIGHT NOW……….
EASTER JOKE…………….THE GOOD THING ABOUT ALZHIEMERS..YOU CAN
HIDE YOUR OWN EASTER EGGS……HA…HA…HA….


THE MATRIX GONE GREEN,, HUMANS REPLACING TREES AS THE EARTH’S LUNGS……FORESTS OF PEOPLE GETTING WELFARE CHEQUES TO STAND AROUND POLLUTTED NEIGHBOURHOODS RECYCLING THE AIR AND ABSORBING THE TOXIC POLLUTANTS INTO ...

I thought this was just TOO funny and had to share it.

Deb
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Redneck Medical Terms

Artery......................The study of paintings.
Benign......................What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria....................Back door to cafeteria.
Barium......................What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section............A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan.....................Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize...................Made eye contact with her.
Colic.......................A sheep dog.
Coma........................A punctuation mark.
D&C.........................Where Washington is.
Dilate......................To live long.
Enema.......................Not a friend.
Fester......................Quicker than someone else.
Fibula......................A small lie.
Genital.....................Non-Jewish person. ...

(What doctors SAY, and what they're really THINKING: )

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"This should be taken care of right away."

(I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable
that I want to fix it before it cures itself.)



"Welllllll, what have we here...?"

(He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue.)





"Let me check your medical history."

( I want to see if you've ...

Monday, the nurse dropped by to teach me how to give myself the Avenox injections. We practice the "dart", "anchor", "inject", "pull out", and "press with sterile swab". After practicing with an orange a few times, I decided I was ready. I sat calmly and started to "dart", "anchor", "pull out", and "press with sterile swab" saying the steps as I went along. Nurse said I did a great job the first time but forgot ...

You know how you feel guilty b/c you are continually having to ask for assistance with things (well - not to project my neuroses on all of you - but this is how I feel)...

WELL! Yesterday I had the opportunity to help someone else. One of the guys I work with (I am the ONLY woman in my dept which produces a litany of funny stories apart from this) needed a ride to drop ...

I find so much of the medical jargon funny, this captures it all:

"...file a Biologics License Application (BLA)..."

:wink:

could I bug you for a minute?

:wink:

you need sound...even if you only have dial up this is worth it...(wait for it to load...I promise it will make you smile)...cut and paste link below into your browser...

http://www.smilepop.com/index.cfm?actio ... ge_id=8409

How brilliant this is....8O


Okay. I take Amantadine for fatigue. I find it to be very useful. 100mg 3xday. I get 3 bottles at a time. They're numbered 1 of 3... etc.

I just finished "2 of 3". I then went to fetch #3.
I found that I must have taken them out of order... no more bottles 8O ...