lonely old widow in her 70's decided she wanted to get
married again so > she
put an ad in her local paper.
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND BEHIND MY BACK ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
1704 CHESTNUT DRIVE.
On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her
dismay, she opened ...