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Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:23 am
by Loobie
robbie wrote:
That sounds too good to pass up, go for it don't be prisoner to your ass.
NO one could have said that better. Ha!!

Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:20 pm
by OhKay
Bubba wrote:Constipation.... The Saga..... Well, I have been on the colonix now for a while with great results. However, tomorrow is my day off and I havent had a good'en (BM) in three days, even though I am still taking the colonix. So, my delima (sp) is this: I want to join some folks tomorrow for a three hour bike (motorcycle) ride. Do I gamble that there wont be a "build up explosion", or do I stay home and nervously pace the bathroom floor? 8O
Just bring a roll of TP with you in case you get lucky and nature calls!

Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:46 pm
by peekaboo
VROOOOOM...VROOOOOM

Good atmosphere to fart...

Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:42 pm
by Bubba
peekaboo wrote: Good atmosphere to fart...
Farting wasnt my worry! 8O
But I gambled an won this bet! HOWEVER, when I got home, BAM!!!!
Success!!! :D

Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:44 pm
by Bubba
robbie wrote:That sounds too good to pass up, go for it don't be prisoner to your ass.
LOL!!! I did my friend. I figured "Whats the worst thing that can happen?" So I bought along extra Drawers and Britches!!! :lol:

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:55 am
by EyeDoc
For you guys that have constipation...do you find that an occasional laxative can help? Or does this progress so far that even that is no relief?

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 12:50 pm
by Bubba
EyeDoc wrote:For you guys that have constipation...do you find that an occasional laxative can help? Or does this progress so far that even that is no relief?
I have tried exlax, duculax, and something else, even drank a bottle of magnesium citrate...NO GO.. But this stuff I got now works. 8O

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:24 pm
by Loobie
EyeDoc wrote:For you guys that have constipation...do you find that an occasional laxative can help? Or does this progress so far that even that is no relief?
Very occasional, like once a month, Dulcolax will work for me. But regular stuff like fiber, magnesium, colon cleanse, none of it does anything. When your motility is so slow, nothing short of a heavy duty stimulant will actually 'create' a BM. I tried taking way too much Natural Calm (mag citrate) and it really made it sound like I was going to erupt, but nothing but a bunch of farting. I mean I took 4 tbsp. one time. I'll never do that again. I gave that stuff a 'two bottles worth' try and it never helped. I think it's just a question of the motility and how when it's slow it just sucks all the moisture out. When I go it sounds like someone dumping rocks in the toilet, no matter how much fiber I have eaten; regular food wise or Metamucil wise it simply doesn't work. So I eek out what I can and when it gets uncomfortable, I bring out the Dulcolax. Don't want to use that stuff too much because after it's not effective anymore, I'm going to have to invest in some OB/GYN forceps 8O :lol:

Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 3:19 pm
by Lyon
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Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 4:27 pm
by Bubba
Loobie wrote: when it's slow it just sucks all the moisture out. When I go it sounds like someone dumping rocks in the toilet, no matter how much fiber I have eaten;
ALL the water is sucked out. Rocks in the pooper is exactly what it sounds like. It is usually so dry, it wont leave a mark on the TP! Now thats dry, I dont care who you are!! 8O