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Taken from Little Green Footballs.............

Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 4:14 am
by SarahLonglands
............by my husband, then forwarded to me. :wink:
Captain: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision."

unknown: "I Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision."

Captain: "This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course."

unknown: "No, I say again, you divert YOUR course."

Captain: "THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN."

unknown: "This is a lighthouse."