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Weekend Update

Posted: Fri May 29, 2015 9:31 pm
by NHE
In what seems like it should be a skit from Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update...

In today's news, it's official "‘Granny panties’ making a comeback."
http://www.seattletimes.com/nation-worl ... to-thongs/

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Re: Weekend Update

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2015 11:44 pm
by NHE
More breaking news from Weekend Update...

Barbie now has adjustable ankles so she can were flats in addition to high heels!

http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/barbie- ... d=31525972

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Re: Weekend Update

Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2015 1:04 am
by CureOrBust
I also heard that she will soon be given a voice. Maybe to tell us how sore her ankles are.

Re: Weekend Update

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 4:55 pm
by NHE
Not as absurd as the other "news items," but still out there...

Skinny jeans put woman into the hospital for 4 days.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-y ... ur-health/

Re: Weekend Update

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 5:16 pm
by CureOrBust
Maybe this is why barbie doesn't have bendable knees as well.

Re: Weekend Update

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2015 1:09 am
by NHE
The Fourth of July edition of Weekend Update brings you...

Bubble wrap is no longer poppable
http://fortune.com/2015/07/02/bubble-wr ... -poppable/

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