and then the fight started....

robbie · Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:54 pm Post subject: and then the fight started....

When I got home last night, my wife demanded being taken someplace
expensive.... so, I drove to a gas station.....

and then the fight started....

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social

Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license

to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my

wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and

come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and

she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the

Social Security office.

My wife said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have

gotten disability, too'

And then the fight started.....

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I

kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a

nearby table.

My wife asked,' Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old

girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up

those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!'

says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started.....

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I rear-ended a car this morning.

So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out

of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things

just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT

HAPPY!!!' So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are

you?'

And that's how the fight started.....
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Loobie · Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 3:37 pm Post subject:

I don't care who you are.... that's funny!
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gwa · Family Elder Joined: Dec 02, 2005 Posts: 847

Good ones robbie!

gwa Very Happy