### Fun with math!

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**Tue May 21, 2013 8:20 pm**What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing! Everyone knows that you can't multiply a vector by a scalar.

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An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are watching an empty house.

They see two people enter, then three people leave.

The physicist says, "Well, the result is within uncertainty."

The engineer says, "Huh, guess there was a person in the house

after all."

The mathematician declares proudly, "If one person goes into the house, it

will be empty again!"

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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one

orders a pint of ale. The second one orders half a pint. The third

orders a quarter pint. The fourth one orders an eighth of a pint.

Eventually, the bartender gives up and hands the mathematicians 2 pints

and says "You mathematicians, you just don't know your limits."

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Why do Mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because 25 dec = 31 oct

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How do you make 7 even?

Remove the S.

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Binary, it's as easy as 01, 10, 11.

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Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician?

He worked it out with a pencil.

Nothing! Everyone knows that you can't multiply a vector by a scalar.

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An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are watching an empty house.

They see two people enter, then three people leave.

The physicist says, "Well, the result is within uncertainty."

The engineer says, "Huh, guess there was a person in the house

after all."

The mathematician declares proudly, "If one person goes into the house, it

will be empty again!"

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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one

orders a pint of ale. The second one orders half a pint. The third

orders a quarter pint. The fourth one orders an eighth of a pint.

Eventually, the bartender gives up and hands the mathematicians 2 pints

and says "You mathematicians, you just don't know your limits."

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Why do Mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because 25 dec = 31 oct

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How do you make 7 even?

Remove the S.

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Binary, it's as easy as 01, 10, 11.

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Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician?

He worked it out with a pencil.