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top ten IR sayings

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 5:13 pm
by Cece
10. 'Perfect is the enemy of good.'
9. .... ?

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 5:22 pm
by DrCumming
thank you for starting this thread...

this is my favorite discussions :D

when I was a fellow, the tech's had a list of the rules of being an IR. I'll regurgitate some them later. the pearl below is from one of my staff when i was training. i still have to relearn this the hard way once in awhile


9. Never force a medical device.

i am sure Sal must have a few pearls.

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 5:43 pm
by MegansMom
8. This will only take a second.

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 6:12 pm
by Johnson
7. You must not move your head.

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 8:25 pm
by David1949
6) OOPS!

(just kidding)

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 9:06 pm
by drsclafani
The difference between good and lucky is that the good person knows when he/she is lucky and the lucky person thinks he/she is good.

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 9:08 pm
by drsclafani
Treat the patient as if YOUR life depends upon it.

Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 5:06 am
by munchkin
Hold your breath

Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 5:12 am
by DrCumming
one of my favorites

"Any procedure that involves a snare is a good case until proven otherwise"

http://www.ev3.net/peripheral/us/proced ... re-kit.htm

Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 5:19 am
by Johnnymac
I don't treat MS, I find and treat issues with blood flow.

Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 8:25 am
by Algis
6b) Quick!! Call a Doctor 8O

(kidding 2)

Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 8:40 am
by EJC
What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God doesn't have a surgeon complex.
:wink:

Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 8:59 am
by euphoniaa
David1949 wrote:6) OOPS!

(just kidding)
Well, David, I guess ours would be on a list of the "Top 10 Things You Do NOT Want to Hear from an IR" (or any kind of doctor), but...

This is a direct quote from the Almost-a-Neuro guy who did my LP at a university teaching hospital, who said, "Oh, s**t!" just as he was jamming the needle into my spine. There was a stern looking gentleman with a clipboard looking over his shoulder at the time. I've always wondered what he wrote on it.

This is a completely true story. :)

Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 8:39 am
by DrCumming
Its always easier to come back and do more. Its very hard to undo something you have done...

Re: top ten IR sayings

Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 11:32 am
by Cece
10. 'Perfect is the enemy of good.'
9. Never force a medical device.
8. This will only take a second.
7. You must not move your head.
6. The difference between good and lucky is that the good person knows when he/she is lucky and the lucky person thinks he/she is good.
5. Treat the patient as if YOUR life depends upon it.
4. Hold your breath
3. "Any procedure that involves a snare is a good case until proven otherwise"
2. I don't treat MS, I find and treat issues with blood flow.
1. Its always easier to come back and do more. Its very hard to undo something you have done...