Cure for MS conditionally found!
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2017 7:23 am
April 1, 2017 -- The Government of Italy has announced the discovery that northern Italian proctologists have conditionally found a cure for MS!
It is a drug called natkingcolezumob, a monotonic antipode snakeoilvendor.
It seems it may only work on people who have had the liberation procedure in the last five years. So I think I qualify.
All you have to do is see a neurologist anytime in the next 2 years, and give them 2 box-tops from Honey Nut or Plain Cheerios. Plus, it seems to help if you have an uncle named Bob. I may qualify because that was my wife's uncle's name!
It is a drug called natkingcolezumob, a monotonic antipode snakeoilvendor.
It seems it may only work on people who have had the liberation procedure in the last five years. So I think I qualify.
All you have to do is see a neurologist anytime in the next 2 years, and give them 2 box-tops from Honey Nut or Plain Cheerios. Plus, it seems to help if you have an uncle named Bob. I may qualify because that was my wife's uncle's name!