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If you're clinically depressed, press 1 despairingly, but it won't help.
Nothing will.
If your manic, press 2 while jumping up and down and shouting.
If you're bipolar, press 1 and 2 or 2 and 1, depending on which side of
the cycle you're on.
If you're obsessive-compulsive, press 3 repeatedly, but only an even
number of times with each hand.
If you're schizophrenic, press whichever number the voices tell you to
press.
If you're paranoid, don't bother pressing any number: We know who you
are and are coming to get you in black helicopters.
