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backwards

Postby robbie » Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:59 pm

I want to live my next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better and better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work.

So then, you go to college: play sports, date, drink, and party.

After that you're at high school, become very popular because you are so mature, are an excellent athlete after your experience in college, and the first love is not your first, so you know how to handle yourself.

As you get even younger, you become a kid again.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating,room service on tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.
Had ms for over 19 years now.
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Postby Loobie » Thu Jan 17, 2008 3:37 pm

HA! That's classic. Wouldn't that be awesome though?
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Re: backwards

Postby NHE » Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:38 pm

That sounds a lot like an old episode from Star Trek Voyager!
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Postby woolfy » Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:48 am

Yeh but how would you get to the spa. 8O
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Re: backwards

Postby CureOrBust » Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:01 am

robbie wrote:I want to live my next life backwards!
NHE wrote:That sounds a lot like an old episode from Star Trek Voyager!
There is also an episode of the british comedy Red Dwarf where they end up in a similar universe. The problem with it is highlighted when just before they leave, one of the characters has go off and do a number two... not good in reverse.
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Postby gwa » Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:36 am

Love it, robbie! It almost makes sense.

gwa :D :D
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