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Clean Sweep

Postby MSUK » Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:51 am

Two brooms were hanging in the cupboard and after a while they got to know
each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom
broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over
and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk
broom!"

"IMPOSSIBLE !" said the groom broom.
"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"
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Postby Dovechick » Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:24 pm

Is this a joke you got out of your christmas cracker?

This is what I found in my cracker....
What do you call a little mother?

Minimum.... HA HA HA

~*~HAPPY NEW YEAR ~*~

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