What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing! Everyone knows that you can't multiply a vector by a scalar.

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An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are watching an empty house.
They see two people enter, then three people leave.

The physicist says, "Well, the result is within uncertainty."

The engineer says, "Huh, guess there was a person in the house
after all."

The mathematician declares proudly, "If ...

I'm a vet tech, going though finding a diganoisis, well anyway, I was standing holding a kitten talking to another tech and a doctor today, right in the middle of conversation my i go...splat.... I go down, ended up on my butt with my legs halfway crossed, kitten still in hand looking at me like "wtf?" And the tech and doctor asking me if I was ok...
The Kitten was more then fine, my Subconscious ...

Hi! just want to share u my experience w/ MS daily challenge.

Since i got diagnosed w/ MS in 2010, i really saddened by the reality that it is incurable n the symptomps i have has turn my world up side down.

Yes, i was really sad, but sad only got me worse. U know who'll get the last laugh if u sad? the devil..Oh yeah, and i don't want him to get it...No, i ...

How about a running thread of random funny pictures ...

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I haven't had a neurologist in a while so my gp recommended one to me. My gp knew I was into the more natural approach and definitely approved with it, so I trusted her recommendation.

My new neurologist walked in the room and the first thing I noticed was her obviously botoxed face, in addition to a deep spray tan and slathered on make up. I thought to myself, how she was going a little ...

omg so worth it LOL
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