omg so worth it LOL
if kids wrote movies: http://www.wimp.com/movieswritten/

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never ...

Is chemistry bugging you?

1,2,3,4,5,6-hexamethoxy-7,7-dimethyl-1,3,5-cycloheptatriene

having a good laugh at myself right now.

just watched a pvr'd 'daily show', guest zack wahls, re his book 'my two moms'. i'm never sure if i'll watch all through the guest segment at the end, but i watch the start at least, to see what it's about

so this guest is zack wahls. 'oh wahls, like terri wahls, interesting' i think to myself

guest talks about his two moms, terry and jackie, and ...

There is a new study about women and how they feel about their ass, the
results were pretty interesting:
25% of women think their ass is too big/fat............
10% of women think their ass is too small/skinny..........

The remaining 65% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man &
they wouldn't trade him for the world.

Hi everybody!

I made a Rage comic to outline an experience we had with my wife in 2006. Like Far Side comics you either love or hate rage comics. I love em.
Below is a 100% true story. Not M.S. related, just an example of how important it is to get more than one opinion. In our case it was a life threatening sitch.

Enjoy!



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