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Dilbert Quotes

A magazine ran a Dilbert quotes contest. These are actual quotes from managers out there...

  • As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two weeks. (This was the winning quote from Charles Hurst at Sun Microsystems)
  • What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter.
  • How ...
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Catscan


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Symptoms...

This seems to ring true with me from time to time... :roll:


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Influence

While not infecting all doctors, there is certainly an epidemic of influence (aka "educational expenses") by the pharmaceutical companies on doctor's practices...

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sorry guys

crap sorry guys . I have been up since one am this morning 2 days in a row. here you go men

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUmIO_MG5IU
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Funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR88nKyKj3U
Watch this video, amazing what I considered music back in the 80's.
Always makes me smile. thanks arti
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Cat Bath

Some people say cats never have to be bathed. The say cats lick
themselves clean. They say cats have a special enzyme of some sort in
their saliva that works like new, improved Wisk - dislodging the dirt
where it hides and whisking it away.

I've spent most of my life believing this folklore. Like most blind
believers, I've been able to discount all the facts to the contrary, the
kitty odors that lurk in ...
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slightly funny call centers actual calls!

HELLO OPERATOR

Actual call center conversations!

Customer: 'I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through; can you help?'
Operator: 'Where did you get that number, sir?'
Customer: 'It's on the door of your business.'
Operator: 'Sir, those are the hours that we are open.'
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Samsung Electronics
Caller: 'Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?'
Operator: 'I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about.'
Caller: 'On page ...
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Cat hilarity!

I have a pair of cats and one of mine is very obviously represented in the following - it is hilarious!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffwDYo00Q
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I just have to have some fun to lighten the load

An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area."
"Heck, Gloria," the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off, "we could have been here ten years ago if you ...
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