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Puns for the day...

  1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much Pi.
  2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned
    out to be an optical Aleutian.
  3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
  4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it
    was a weapon of math disruption.
  5. No matter how much ...
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Laugh For Me !!!

I was feeling spunky the other day. Did not take the ski poles I use to walk because I just felt good. Can't run but thought I would kick up my heals a bit. So only a few yards from the house I try a little trot. The outcome was not good. I fell like tall timber face first in the cow poop compost my wife had just spread in a patch of lawn that ...
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courageous man ignores doctors

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health news from the onion

We Have All The Time In The World To Find A Cure For Diabetes
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33482

The Stem-Cell Bill
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38239

6,000 Runners Fail To Discover Cure For Breast Cancer
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28024

...feeling numb?
New Pain-Inducing Advil Created For People Who Just Want To Feel Something, Anything
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/ne ... il_created

...and for when you're ...
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happy v-day courtesy of onion news

I Wish I'd Spent Valentine's Day Eating A Prix Fixe Dinner, But I Was Too Busy Getting Beheaded
http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion ... ntines_day
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big pharma

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/po ... s_industry

WASHINGTON—A two-year investigation conducted in five major cities has exposed a widespread campaign by the formidable Rest and Fluids industry to infiltrate thousands of doctors' offices and dictate how they treat minor illnesses.
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This physician enjoyed an all-expenses-paid trip to Aspen, just for telling his patients to "relax."

The investigation—the full details of which will be disclosed in this newspaper over the coming ...
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Happy Thanksgiving!

Somewhere in a parallel universe...


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Good joke - need to scroll so it doesn't give it all away!

LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH (Part 1)




A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you
shoot one of them, how many will be left?'

She calls on little Ralphy.




He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'




The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'




Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU.




There are 3 women ...
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Eric O'shea

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Eureka!!!

Great moments in modern pharmaceutical research...
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I'm not discounting the great benefits we have obtained through research but long gone are the days when Jonas Salk declared the following regarding his discovery of a polio vaccine...

While being interviewed by Edward R. Murrow on See It Now in 1955, Salk was asked: "Who owns the patent on this vaccine?" Surprised by the question's assumption of the requirement of a profit motive for his creation, ...
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