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happy v-day courtesy of onion news

I Wish I'd Spent Valentine's Day Eating A Prix Fixe Dinner, But I Was Too Busy Getting Beheaded
http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion ... ntines_day
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big pharma

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/po ... s_industry

WASHINGTON—A two-year investigation conducted in five major cities has exposed a widespread campaign by the formidable Rest and Fluids industry to infiltrate thousands of doctors' offices and dictate how they treat minor illnesses.
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This physician enjoyed an all-expenses-paid trip to Aspen, just for telling his patients to "relax."

The investigation—the full details of which will be disclosed in this newspaper over the coming ...
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Happy Thanksgiving!

Somewhere in a parallel universe...


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Good joke - need to scroll so it doesn't give it all away!

LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH (Part 1)




A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you
shoot one of them, how many will be left?'

She calls on little Ralphy.




He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'




The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'




Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU.




There are 3 women ...
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Eric O'shea

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Eureka!!!

Great moments in modern pharmaceutical research...
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I'm not discounting the great benefits we have obtained through research but long gone are the days when Jonas Salk declared the following regarding his discovery of a polio vaccine...

While being interviewed by Edward R. Murrow on See It Now in 1955, Salk was asked: "Who owns the patent on this vaccine?" Surprised by the question's assumption of the requirement of a profit motive for his creation, ...
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A 5 year old's first job

A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant
lot. One day a construction crew began to build a house on the
empty lot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an
interest in the goings-on and spent much of each day observing the workers.
Eventually the construction crew, all of them "gems-in-the-rough,"
more or less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They
chatted with her during coffee and lunch breaks, ...
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that a boy

lonely old widow in her 70's decided she wanted to get
married again so > she
put an ad in her local paper.
HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND BEHIND MY BACK ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
1704 CHESTNUT DRIVE.

On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her

dismay, she opened ...
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and then the fight started....

When I got home last night, my wife demanded being taken someplace
expensive.... so, I drove to a gas station.....



and then the fight started....



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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social

Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license

to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my

wallet at home.



I told the woman that I ...
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401 keg

For Your Info:

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you

would have $49.00 left.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling

REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash. ...
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