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Sex on the beach

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do not step on a duck

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven:

Don't step on the ducks!'

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter ...
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Dilbert Quotes

A magazine ran a Dilbert quotes contest. These are actual quotes from managers out there...

  • As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two weeks. (This was the winning quote from Charles Hurst at Sun Microsystems)
  • What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter.
  • How ...
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This seems to ring true with me from time to time... :roll:

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While not infecting all doctors, there is certainly an epidemic of influence (aka "educational expenses") by the pharmaceutical companies on doctor's practices...

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sorry guys

crap sorry guys . I have been up since one am this morning 2 days in a row. here you go men
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Watch this video, amazing what I considered music back in the 80's.
Always makes me smile. thanks arti
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Cat Bath

Some people say cats never have to be bathed. The say cats lick
themselves clean. They say cats have a special enzyme of some sort in
their saliva that works like new, improved Wisk - dislodging the dirt
where it hides and whisking it away.

I've spent most of my life believing this folklore. Like most blind
believers, I've been able to discount all the facts to the contrary, the
kitty odors that lurk in ...
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slightly funny call centers actual calls!


Actual call center conversations!

Customer: 'I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through; can you help?'
Operator: 'Where did you get that number, sir?'
Customer: 'It's on the door of your business.'
Operator: 'Sir, those are the hours that we are open.'
Samsung Electronics
Caller: 'Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?'
Operator: 'I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about.'
Caller: 'On page ...
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