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Laugh For Me !!!

I was feeling spunky the other day. Did not take the ski poles I use to walk because I just felt good. Can't run but thought I would kick up my heals a bit. So only a few yards from the house I try a little trot. The outcome was not good. I fell like tall timber face first in the cow poop compost my wife had just spread in a patch of lawn that ...
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courageous man ignores doctors

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health news from the onion

We Have All The Time In The World To Find A Cure For Diabetes

The Stem-Cell Bill

6,000 Runners Fail To Discover Cure For Breast Cancer

...feeling numb?
New Pain-Inducing Advil Created For People Who Just Want To Feel Something, Anything ... il_created

...and for when you're ...
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happy v-day courtesy of onion news

I Wish I'd Spent Valentine's Day Eating A Prix Fixe Dinner, But I Was Too Busy Getting Beheaded ... ntines_day
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big pharma ... s_industry

WASHINGTON—A two-year investigation conducted in five major cities has exposed a widespread campaign by the formidable Rest and Fluids industry to infiltrate thousands of doctors' offices and dictate how they treat minor illnesses.
Enlarge Image Doctor

This physician enjoyed an all-expenses-paid trip to Aspen, just for telling his patients to "relax."

The investigation—the full details of which will be disclosed in this newspaper over the coming ...
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Happy Thanksgiving!

Somewhere in a parallel universe...

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Good joke - need to scroll so it doesn't give it all away!


A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you
shoot one of them, how many will be left?'

She calls on little Ralphy.

He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'

The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'

Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU.

There are 3 women ...
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Eric O'shea

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Great moments in modern pharmaceutical research...

I'm not discounting the great benefits we have obtained through research but long gone are the days when Jonas Salk declared the following regarding his discovery of a polio vaccine...

While being interviewed by Edward R. Murrow on See It Now in 1955, Salk was asked: "Who owns the patent on this vaccine?" Surprised by the question's assumption of the requirement of a profit motive for his creation, ...
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A 5 year old's first job

A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant
lot. One day a construction crew began to build a house on the
empty lot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an
interest in the goings-on and spent much of each day observing the workers.
Eventually the construction crew, all of them "gems-in-the-rough,"
more or less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They
chatted with her during coffee and lunch breaks, ...
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