My son handed his nan his trainer and said to "what is this" she replied "A shoe" then he said "bless you"

hi!

I am constantly told Americans dont get our English humour,I dont get why they say that, so hey! here goes


A little boy asks his Dad, "why do women get married in white" Dad answers his son" All kitchen appliances come in white"


by the way I am female, but found it so funny.

Five Minute Management Course by Warren Buffett

Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her ...

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, ...

Hi!

my son has just been out and bought a Spiderman playstation 3 game, he made out to the shop assistant that he was buying it for his little brother, and that he was now off to get some wrapping paper.

Now he is upstairs quiet as a mouse playing it, with no doubt joy in his heart.

Kids eh!

Sunnee

Begin by standing on a comfortable surface.

With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from you sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.

Each day you’ll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags.

Then try 50-lb potato bags and then eventually ...

had a lot of fun with this one at work today. an oldy but a goodie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ1HKCYJM5U

yea that's right i said at work :P hehe

Why your teenager can’t use a hammer
Complaints about a generation of the mechanically challenged

http://www2.macleans.ca/2011/08/25/why- ... -a-hammer/


NHE

Hi!

I've been here for days, nothing happening, so I now give up and toddle off.

Fiona