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(What doctors SAY, and what they're really THINKING: )

(What doctors SAY, and what they're really THINKING: )

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"This should be taken care of right away."

(I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable
that I want to fix it before it cures itself.)



"Welllllll, what have we here...?"

(He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue.)





"Let me check your medical history."

( I want to see if you've ...
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Pulled a "Homer"

Monday, the nurse dropped by to teach me how to give myself the Avenox injections. We practice the "dart", "anchor", "inject", "pull out", and "press with sterile swab". After practicing with an orange a few times, I decided I was ready. I sat calmly and started to "dart", "anchor", "pull out", and "press with sterile swab" saying the steps as I went along. Nurse said I did a great job the first time but forgot ...
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trying to give back

You know how you feel guilty b/c you are continually having to ask for assistance with things (well - not to project my neuroses on all of you - but this is how I feel)...

WELL! Yesterday I had the opportunity to help someone else. One of the guys I work with (I am the ONLY woman in my dept which produces a litany of funny stories apart from this) needed a ride to drop ...
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BLA

I find so much of the medical jargon funny, this captures it all:

"...file a Biologics License Application (BLA)..."

:wink:
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could I bug you for a minute?

could I bug you for a minute?

:wink:

you need sound...even if you only have dial up this is worth it...(wait for it to load...I promise it will make you smile)...cut and paste link below into your browser...

http://www.smilepop.com/index.cfm?actio ... ge_id=8409
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How brilliant...

How brilliant this is....8O


Okay. I take Amantadine for fatigue. I find it to be very useful. 100mg 3xday. I get 3 bottles at a time. They're numbered 1 of 3... etc.

I just finished "2 of 3". I then went to fetch #3.
I found that I must have taken them out of order... no more bottles 8O ...
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sing...sing a song!

when I am having a crappy day, I go to this web site and have these guys sing me a song...there are four horses...click on them and get them to sing for you too!

:lol:

http://laacz.lv/f/swf/hestekor.swf
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Another MS Moment

How is this for an MS moment? While putting groceries away the other day, I thought I did a pretty fast job.

3 hours later I went to make a sandwich. My lunchmeat was not in the Fridge.....I just put it there... :roll:

My Roast beef was in the cupboard, along with my Tomato. :oops:

It gets better.......The ...
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This site is a must see!

This guy rocks my world...his honesty and sense of humor is just great! :wink:

http://multiplesclerosissucks.com/

an excerpt:

Since I've set up this website, I've received lots of emails telling me second-hand stories about the frustrating empathy, or lack thereof, that MS engenders in people who really should know better. I'm ashamed to say that most of these people lacking in empathy ...
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The Army

Tenty-eight years ago, Herman James, a West Virginian
mountain man, was drafted by the Army.

On his first day in boot camp, the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon, an Army barber sheared his head.

On his second day, the Army issued him a toothbrush.
That afternoon, an Army dentist yanked several of his teeth.

On his third day, he was issued an athletic supporter.
The Army is still looking for him..... ...
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