Hi!

Look I came in here 4 days ago, nothing since where are all the new jokes Squiffy. one liners I get, now they make me and my son laugh. If anybody else would like contribute to putting a smile on our faces, the please feel free. This room needs filling as a bit empty at the moment and I'm feeling a bit lonely.

Fiona

My aunt is so posh, she insists on being called my arenot.

Divorce case in court:

Judge says to kid "Do you want to stay with your daddy?"

Kid "No he beats me"

Judge "Do you want to stay with your mummy?"

Kid "No she beats me"

Judge "Well then who do you want to live with?"

Kid "The Arsenal team! They don't beat anyone!"

Hi!



Lets get this party started.
My son has gone out with antie,uncle and cousins for a pizza, so leaves me at a bit of a loose end.



Fiona

Hi!

I am not a teller of jokes, couldn't tell one to save my life.

I do like a good joke, I'm a one line person myself, others like more longer deliveries to a punch line.

I do hope that I now find myself in the right place, it was the title of this forum that putt me off a little.

only because I dont find anything funny about being diagnosed with ms. but lots ...

PARAPROSDOKIAN: "Figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a humorous situation." "Where there's a will, I want to be in it," is a type of paraprosdokian.

So now, here you go.

1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. ...

Sooo.... Shortly after my diagnosis I did an MS walk. The lady running the show got up to give a little talk about the events of the day, and somewhere along the way lost her train of thought. She quickly called it "MS head" as her excuse and carried on after getting some chuckles from the audience. I love this! Since then I've started using that as my default excuse for anything I do wrong ...

http://www.thegreekfromdetroit.com/
:P

dorsal horn concerto.

never heard of these folks, but they used a clip on cbc white coat black art.

enjoy! (minor f-bomb warning 8O)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGXn6HuCodE

nothing to do with ms but this is worth a couple minutes of your time :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kav0FEhtLug

especially starting about a minute in when charles and camilla are doing the bumps and then it just gets crazy LOLOL