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Begin by standing on a comfortable surface.

With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from you sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.

Each day you’ll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags.

Then try 50-lb potato bags and then eventually ...

had a lot of fun with this one at work today. an oldy but a goodie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ1HKCYJM5U

yea that's right i said at work :P hehe

Why your teenager can’t use a hammer
Complaints about a generation of the mechanically challenged

http://www2.macleans.ca/2011/08/25/why- ... -a-hammer/


NHE

Hi!

I've been here for days, nothing happening, so I now give up and toddle off.

Fiona

Hi!

Look I came in here 4 days ago, nothing since where are all the new jokes Squiffy. one liners I get, now they make me and my son laugh. If anybody else would like contribute to putting a smile on our faces, the please feel free. This room needs filling as a bit empty at the moment and I'm feeling a bit lonely.

Fiona

My aunt is so posh, she insists on being called my arenot.

Divorce case in court:

Judge says to kid "Do you want to stay with your daddy?"

Kid "No he beats me"

Judge "Do you want to stay with your mummy?"

Kid "No she beats me"

Judge "Well then who do you want to live with?"

Kid "The Arsenal team! They don't beat anyone!"

Hi!



Lets get this party started.
My son has gone out with antie,uncle and cousins for a pizza, so leaves me at a bit of a loose end.



Fiona

Hi!

I am not a teller of jokes, couldn't tell one to save my life.

I do like a good joke, I'm a one line person myself, others like more longer deliveries to a punch line.

I do hope that I now find myself in the right place, it was the title of this forum that putt me off a little.

only because I dont find anything funny about being diagnosed with ms. but lots ...

PARAPROSDOKIAN: "Figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a humorous situation." "Where there's a will, I want to be in it," is a type of paraprosdokian.

So now, here you go.

1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. ...