April 1, 2017 -- The Government of Italy has announced the discovery that northern Italian proctologists have conditionally found a cure for MS!
It is a drug called natkingcolezumob, a monotonic antipode snakeoilvendor.
It seems it may only work on people who have had the liberation procedure in the last five years. So I think I qualify.
All you have to do is see a neurologist anytime in the next 2 years, and give them 2 box-tops from Honey Nut or Plain Cheerios. Plus, it seems to help if you have an uncle named Bob. I may qualify because that was my wife's uncle's name!
Cure for MS conditionally found!
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Not a doctor.
"I'm still here, how 'bout that? I may have lost my lunchbox, but I'm still here." John Cowan Hartford (December 30, 1937 – June 4, 2001)
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