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[jimmylegs]

okay am i crazy ??? did that say "treating ms with nitrous oxide"??? i'm obviously missing something because that sounds to me like treating a poisoning with some cyanide.

[CureOrBust]

okay am i crazy ??? did that say "treating ms with nitrous oxide"???

Yeah, that struck me too. I was sure i had read that nitrous oxide was neuro toxic as well. Either way, I wouldn't tie the question in with your sanity.

On the dating front - do you want me to help?

But i dont have a sister.

[jimmylegs]

okay i'll leave tying in crazy to the holes in my brain!

[Jaded]

Ian

Having met with you I can verify that

a) you are a gentleman
b) you are totally sane
c) it was some time back when we met


Maybe you need to set up a new website called dating for MSers, or something like that!!


J.

[bromley]

Jaded,

Thanks. You were attractive, nice, but a picky eater. We'll do lunch again.

Cure,

I have to admit, I'm not sure if you are a boy or girl? I had assumed girl, but don't know why. Once I know I can help with the dating side of things (if you want).

Ian

[Jaded]

Ooh, thank you for the compliment Ian.

As for the picky eating you can thank the MS for that - the Swank diet is quite restrictive!!!

J.

[CureOrBust]

ahhh... male. let me check ... yep. male.

Although i would like to hear what made you think i was female?

[bromley]

Sorry - I made the same mistake with a poster called Daunted who turned out to be male. I suppose I imagined that most Australian males would be fighting crocs or swimming with Great White Sharks rather than surfing the internet (I've got a very simplistic view of the world).

I assume you don't require my dating service?

At least you have no excuse for topping up the Vit D given the depleting ozone over your continent.

All the best

Ian

[bromley]

Jimmy,

My dating service extends to Australia. Given that Dignan has rejected your advances and that your boyfriend in Canada isn't responding to e-mails (you don't have much luck in the boyfriend department), COB might be an option. In my mind, Cure is still Elle MacPherson, but probably has a Rolf Harris beard and those awful tight shorts that only Australian men wear. However, given your track record you can't afford to be choosy.

Ian

PS Cure is a girl's name. I bet HIS real name is Shane or Brett.

[jimmylegs]

haha, i've already been over to cure's part of oz, he missed his opportunity lol

i prefer to think of my situation as having lots of luck in the independence department! i'll live without my own beardie mcpherson thanks, no offense COB ;)

[CureOrBust]

PS Cure is a girl's name. I bet HIS real name is Shane or Brett.

And "bromley"?

I think with your history of getting the sexes wrong, i think I will pass on your generous offer, thanks anyway.

[SarahLonglands]

I thought "Bromley" was a girl at first.........Sarah

[bromley]

Sarah,

You never responded to my request for your artistic help:

I could also do with a hand varnishing the decking if you had a free day.

Ian

[SarahLonglands]

Ian, I am an artist not a handyman, and I don't come cheap......Sarah

[bromley]

Sarah,

You're an experienced painter so you'd get the decking varnished quicker than I could. £4.50 an hour and I'd throw in lunch? If you didn't want to work outside, you could do a portrait of the kids - £25 and I'd pay your petrol (gas)?

Ian