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401 keg

Last post by carolew « Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:41 pm
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by robbie » Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:25 am

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For Your Info:

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you

would have $49.00 left.

With Enron, you would have had...

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i like how you think.. Carole

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Last post by carolew
Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:41 pm
Cat Bath

Last post by NHE « Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:42 pm
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by NHE » Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:30 am

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Some people say cats never have to be bathed. The say cats lick
themselves clean. They say cats have a special enzyme of some sort in
their saliva...

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Came home one day to find my husband with a shredded shirt and blood running down his back. Wet from head to toe.

Ouch!!! 8O

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Last post by NHE
Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:42 pm
Catscan

Last post by catfreak « Tue Sep 02, 2008 4:46 pm
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by NHE » Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:11 pm

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Last post by catfreak
Tue Sep 02, 2008 4:46 pm
do not step on a duck

Last post by carolew « Sat Aug 02, 2008 4:52 pm
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by pegs » Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:18 pm

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Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven:

Don't step...

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very good Pegs... hahahah

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Last post by carolew
Sat Aug 02, 2008 4:52 pm
Dilbert Quotes

Last post by GeoGuy « Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:34 pm
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by NHE » Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:39 am

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A magazine ran a Dilbert quotes contest. These are actual quotes from managers out there...

As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access...

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I think I used to work with the guy that said the second one.

J

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Last post by GeoGuy
Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:34 pm
Symptoms...

Last post by Loobie « Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:17 am
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by NHE » Sun Jun 08, 2008 11:42 pm

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This seems to ring true with me from time to time... :roll:

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Good One :lol:

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Last post by Loobie
Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:17 am
Influence

Last post by NHE « Sat Jun 07, 2008 6:44 pm

by NHE » Sat Jun 07, 2008 6:44 pm

While not infecting all doctors, there is certainly an epidemic of influence (aka educational expenses ) by the pharmaceutical companies on doctor's...

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Last post by NHE
Sat Jun 07, 2008 6:44 pm
sorry guys

Last post by Artifishual « Mon May 26, 2008 4:33 pm
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by Artifishual » Thu May 22, 2008 2:56 pm

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crap sorry guys . I have been up since one am this morning 2 days in a row. here you go men

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ok Bob here is another good one, give me any recommendations on others from this time frame, George Harrison, Van Morrison, America, Etc,etc. thanks...

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Last post by Artifishual
Mon May 26, 2008 4:33 pm
Cat hilarity!

Last post by jimmylegs « Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:42 am
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by MrsGeorge » Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:00 am

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I have a pair of cats and one of mine is very obviously represented in the following - it is hilarious!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffwDYo00Q

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my cat had a good time with that in this old apartment i had when she was a kitten, which originally had no door on the bedroom, just the frame. one...

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Last post by jimmylegs
Sat Mar 29, 2008 5:42 am
slightly funny call centers actual calls!

Last post by pegs « Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:03 pm

by pegs » Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:03 pm

HELLO OPERATOR

Actual call center conversations!

Customer: 'I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through; can you help?'...

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Last post by pegs
Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:03 pm
I just have to have some fun to lighten the load

Last post by MrsGeorge « Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:59 am
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by pegs » Thu Mar 27, 2008 12:56 pm

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An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. Here is your oceanside condo, over...

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Nice - the jokes i know are so much more childish!

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Last post by MrsGeorge
Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:59 am
chuckle

Last post by carolew « Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:12 am
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by pegs » Wed Mar 26, 2008 12:27 pm

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Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. Every year Fred would say, Edna, I'd like to ride in that there airplane. And every year...

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lol... really funny, Carole

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Last post by carolew
Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:12 am
Psychiatric Hotline

Last post by MrsGeorge « Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:26 am
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by NHE » Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:07 am

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I found this on usenet and thought it was good enough to pass along...
· ~°~ · ~°~ · ~°~ · ~°~ · ~°~ · ~°~ · ~°~ · ~°~ · ~°~ ·
Hello. This is the...

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just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they aren't out to get you :D

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Last post by MrsGeorge
Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:26 am
Drysin

Last post by mscrony « Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:07 pm

by mscrony » Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:07 pm

Here is a story relayed to me from someone I know who works in retirement facility. I am sharing because we have gotten so many laughs from the story...

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Last post by mscrony
Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:07 pm
"Corner Gas"

Last post by lyndacarol « Sun Feb 03, 2008 2:17 pm

by lyndacarol » Sun Feb 03, 2008 2:17 pm

This has no connection to MS, except that even we folks with MS need to laugh once in a while. And I did this afternoon!!!

WGN (Chicago TV channel)...

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Last post by lyndacarol
Sun Feb 03, 2008 2:17 pm
Hidden Clothes

Last post by NHE « Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:18 pm

by NHE » Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:18 pm

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Last post by NHE
Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:18 pm
backwards

Last post by gwa « Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:36 am
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by robbie » Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:59 pm

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I want to live my next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home...

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Love it, robbie! It almost makes sense.

gwa :D :D

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Last post by gwa
Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:36 am
MS T-Shirts

Last post by REDHAIRANDTEMPER « Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:55 am
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by NHE » Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:56 am

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I recently ran across these t-shirts . I'm still undecided as to whether or not they're actually funny...

NHE

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would take and use the coffee cup and one of the shirts also..due to the fact it would make me feel better..

chris

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Last post by REDHAIRANDTEMPER
Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:55 am
Side effects...

Last post by REDHAIRANDTEMPER « Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:18 am
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by NHE » Mon Oct 29, 2007 2:16 am

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Last post by REDHAIRANDTEMPER
Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:18 am
Science Cartoons

Last post by NHE « Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:29 pm

by NHE » Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:29 pm

I've made some fun science cartoons available here .

NHE

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Last post by NHE
Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:29 pm
Another joke

Last post by jim4030 « Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:24 am

by jim4030 » Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:24 am

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.

The Indian man said to the American, You know my parents are...

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Last post by jim4030
Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:24 am
I don't want to toot my own horn.....

Last post by ewizabeth « Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:28 am
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by chrishasms » Tue Jun 19, 2007 9:48 am

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I do a cartoon for MS stuff. Hope you like it. I've gotten a good response so far and I agree that laughter is definitely the best medicine.

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Awesome cartoons and nice website! :)

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Last post by ewizabeth
Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:28 am
Unofficial Darwin Awards

Last post by NHE « Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:48 am

by NHE » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:48 am

I have no idea if any of these are true but they're entertaining nonetheless. - NHE

Subject: Darwin Awards For 2006

Number One of 2006:

I am a...

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Last post by NHE
Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:48 am
How brilliant...

Last post by Pj « Sun Jan 14, 2007 10:38 am
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by Niko » Sun Mar 14, 2004 2:32 pm

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How brilliant this is....8O

Okay. I take Amantadine for fatigue. I find it to be very useful. 100mg 3xday. I get 3 bottles at a time. They're...

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Hi Niko--
You have to know that it took me 3 reads of your post to figure out that you started with the third bottle. I couldn't for the life of me...

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Last post by Pj
Sun Jan 14, 2007 10:38 am
I need to get my mind off of everything so........

Last post by pualani « Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:49 am

by pualani » Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:49 am

Has anyone watched any good movies lately? While I was on vacation my brother and I went and saw 2 movies. He wanted to see We are Marshall and I...

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Last post by pualani
Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:49 am
Too true

Last post by Melody « Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:45 am
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by JFH » Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:20 am

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When all is said and done ...

There is nothing left to say or to do :?

Roger McGough

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So just don't say it :wink:

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Last post by Melody
Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:45 am
Joke

Last post by JFH « Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:55 am

by JFH » Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:55 am

A girl walked into a bar and asked the barman for a double entendre. So he gave her one!

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Last post by JFH
Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:55 am
Hugging

Last post by NHE « Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:53 am

by NHE » Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:53 am

Hugging is healthy: It helps the body’s immunity system, it keeps you healthier, it cures depression, it reduces stress, it induces sleep, it’s...

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Last post by NHE
Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:53 am
SRA

Last post by NHE « Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:45 am

by NHE » Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:45 am

How NIH Officials Actually Convince People to Review Grant Applications

Editor's Note: The following is a top-secret transcript of an actual...

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Last post by NHE
Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:45 am
Just another dissertation

Last post by NHE « Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:40 am

by NHE » Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:40 am

Just Another Dissertation - by Christina Petersen

God loosened his tie and hoped the committee would go easy on him. He faced five professors seated...

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Last post by NHE
Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:40 am
How to prove it

Last post by NHE « Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:34 am

by NHE » Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:34 am

How to Prove It

Proof by example: The author gives only the case n = 2 and suggests that it contains most of the ideas of the general proof.

Proof...

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Last post by NHE
Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:34 am
Science Quotes

Last post by NHE « Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:29 am

by NHE » Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:29 am

Matz's rule regarding medications: A drug is a substance which, when injected into a rat, will produce a scientific report.

Tenenbaum's law of...

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Last post by NHE
Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:29 am
Tracksuits

Last post by Nessabear « Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:32 am
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by bromley » Wed Jun 07, 2006 1:19 am

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The UK MS Society is selling tracksuits. Is it just me, but I wouldn't be seen dead in a tracksuit advertising that I had MS. Also, given that...

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Maybe they could have widened the appeal by copying those stupid tourist t-shirts, something along the lines of I was diagnosed with MS and all I got...

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Last post by Nessabear
Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:32 am
Beware MRI :}

Last post by JFH « Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:10 am

by JFH » Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:10 am

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Last post by JFH
Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:10 am
Snarky Website about TV

Last post by Cheesy « Fri Nov 11, 2005 6:53 pm

by Cheesy » Fri Nov 11, 2005 6:53 pm

Hi all,

Time to reveal my other favorite Website

It's a website featuring professional writers who write recaps of television shows and forums...

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Last post by Cheesy
Fri Nov 11, 2005 6:53 pm
From The London Times....................

Last post by SarahLonglands « Thu Oct 27, 2005 7:11 am

by SarahLonglands » Thu Oct 27, 2005 7:11 am

................sometime last June

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Last post by SarahLonglands
Thu Oct 27, 2005 7:11 am
New home for Squiffy's House of Fun - Laughter for MS

Last post by robinredbreast « Wed Oct 26, 2005 8:08 am

by robinredbreast » Wed Oct 26, 2005 8:08 am

Have moved the House of Fun to it's own domain and have increased the size of the place considerably.

Have a look and see what you think, and have a...

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Last post by robinredbreast
Wed Oct 26, 2005 8:08 am
true story

Last post by Xenova « Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:26 pm

by Xenova » Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:26 pm

So, like I begged and whined to my company that I really wanted a fancy PDA/phone. I thought it would help me keep track of things and deal with my...

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Last post by Xenova
Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:26 pm
From The Radical Academy....................

Last post by SarahLonglands « Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:25 am

by SarahLonglands » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:25 am

Just for the fun of it! After all --The Human Condition needs some lighter fare now and then, so..................

Think before you do bad things!

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Last post by SarahLonglands
Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:25 am
Taken from Little Green Footballs.............

Last post by SarahLonglands « Sun May 08, 2005 4:14 am

by SarahLonglands » Sun May 08, 2005 4:14 am

............by my husband, then forwarded to me. :wink:

Captain: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision....

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Last post by SarahLonglands
Sun May 08, 2005 4:14 am
Sentimental but cute

Last post by JFH « Fri Apr 29, 2005 8:02 am

by JFH » Fri Apr 29, 2005 8:02 am

What does Love mean?

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, What does love mean?

The answers they...

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Last post by JFH
Fri Apr 29, 2005 8:02 am
Laughter for Multiple Sclerosis

Last post by robinredbreast « Fri Mar 11, 2005 3:51 pm
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by NPA » Wed Dec 22, 2004 4:39 pm

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Laughter knocks MS backwards. You gottit here....

:D

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Hi NPA, the donations have luckily turned into a flood!

Now stands at a whisker under £7,600!

Anyone else want to have a go, feel free :O)

and...

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Last post by robinredbreast
Fri Mar 11, 2005 3:51 pm
Another MS Moment

Last post by hampstergal « Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:52 pm
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by fightingms » Fri Mar 05, 2004 6:29 am

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How is this for an MS moment? While putting groceries away the other day, I thought I did a pretty fast job.

3 hours later I went to make a...

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:oops: I guess I had a true MS Moment a few weeks ago. I was at an appt with my neurologist because I was starting a new MS attack. My husband was...

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Last post by hampstergal
Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:52 pm
High costs revealed...

Last post by NHE « Sun Mar 06, 2005 4:53 am
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by NHE » Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:16 am

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Last post by NHE
Sun Mar 06, 2005 4:53 am
Watching a neuron at work

Last post by SarahLonglands « Fri Feb 11, 2005 3:40 am
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by JFH » Thu Feb 10, 2005 9:08 am

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Here's a little application that some might find fun :) :

HHsim is a graphical simulation of a section of excitable neuronal membrane using the...

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:!: :!: :!: Makes one's coffee break a bit long, though!

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Last post by SarahLonglands
Fri Feb 11, 2005 3:40 am
New Scam Warning

Last post by NPA « Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:15 am
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by robinredbreast » Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:42 am

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SCAM WARNING

This new scam is being pulled mainly on older men.

What happens is that when you stop for a red light a young, nude woman comes
up and...

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No -one said that .

:D

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Last post by NPA
Wed Feb 02, 2005 4:15 am
Anti-biotics and nerve protection

Last post by bromley « Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:57 am

by bromley » Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:57 am

Dear all,

Article from the BBC's website about anti-biotics and nerve protection. Doesn't specifically mention ms but is no doubt relevant.

As...

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Last post by bromley
Thu Jan 06, 2005 6:57 am
This site is a must see!

Last post by NHE « Tue Nov 23, 2004 4:48 am
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by VirtuallyFine » Sun Feb 29, 2004 7:59 pm

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This guy rocks my world...his honesty and sense of humor is just great! :wink:

an excerpt:

Since I've set up this website, I've received lots...

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This is along the same lines as the MS empathy site,

View page 5. :(

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Last post by NHE
Tue Nov 23, 2004 4:48 am
working on comedy feel free to add

Last post by nick88 « Sun Nov 14, 2004 8:14 am

by nick88 » Sun Nov 14, 2004 8:14 am

A DAY IN THE LAUGH OF LIFE (MS LIVES HERE)

clapping applause
WITH THE SCREAMING BLADDERS , THE LIMPING SISTERS (TWINS) OF MS

WELL THERE IS...

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Last post by nick88
Sun Nov 14, 2004 8:14 am
Redneck Medical Terms

Last post by mscaregiver « Tue Jul 13, 2004 1:33 pm
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by OddDuck » Tue Jul 13, 2004 1:14 pm

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I thought this was just TOO funny and had to share it.

Deb
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Redneck Medical Terms

Artery......................The...

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lol- :lol:

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Last post by mscaregiver
Tue Jul 13, 2004 1:33 pm

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