It is a drug called natkingcolezumob, a monotonic antipode snakeoilvendor.
It seems it may only work on people who have had the liberation procedure in the last five years. So I think I qualify.
All you have to do is see a neurologist anytime in the next 2 years, and give them 2 box-tops from Honey Nut or Plain Cheerios. Plus, it seems to help if you have an uncle named Bob. I may qualify because that was my wife's uncle's name!
